Lovely Gallery Yourself.

hey you okay i got a pretty funny story for you

i basicly got drunk

yeah and well while walking home from this party me and my friends crashed i needed to pee

so said wait up and ran to a nearby bush started peeing and well im in the middle of nowhere and i looked up ahead where my friends were my friends had just passed a car well the owner wasnt in there and the doors were shut so it was weird

anyway i suddenly hear this voice

did you just spit on me

it came from the other side of the bush and i seariously was scared drunk and scared but...peeing and running is hard to do

so i tried walking away but that didnt work but then i heard a male voice

no wait can you smell pee

yeah its really strong

ewww you smell like piss

ewwww god im covered in piss its disgusting

i then kinda figured what they where doing in an empty feild in the middle of the night just thoose two

so i zipped up my flies and tried to run

HEY YOU

i ran like hell

and yelled to my mates

MOVE IT OR LOSE IT GUYS

so we are running like mental cases down a country road slighly drunk and scared

so me been a littile sober push my two friends into a bush and jump in myself

i decided to hide with them

then i noticed i had pissed myself while running....great

and so did my friends who inturn became very scared they thought i pissed myself through fear and i am the toughest

the reason i ran is why fight when you can run

anyway we are crouched in a bush next to a road when i heard there car start up

basicly they drove past us

we got up and walked home

but they drove back and well my friends ran in one direction...towards home

and me i ran away the dude chased me on foot and so did the chick

i lost them went back the way i came and

.....toke the car

technicly i cant drive and it showed

i drove into a nearby bush/ditch and got out the alarm was blareing and it gave me a headache

so i ran to my house were two familiar faces greeted me i told them what happened and they laughed

the moral of this small laughable story is

never chase someone cause they can fuck up the car you leave behind

anyway what have you done recently

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thanks for the :fav: on Dani

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i would like to offer some advice

i know what your thinking christ sake another person go on and on about life and how good it is

take it from me its crap i mean truely rubbish i hate it my parents hate it my friends hate it but it could be the only one we have

i have died several times and have been brought back and every single time the only thing i remember was black pure black just nothingness they say you see your life before you die its crap you do see a light depending how you where striken like by a truck at midnight you will see a light then bang darkness

the point im trying to make is that lifes rubbish but you only get one chance at it for all we know

i used to wish for my end just the nothingness to swallow me

i know i must sound preachy or hell rather annoying but i think you could use some guidance im not saying shrink or some crap like that but seariously if you need to chat or get something off your cheast to a total random (who loves your art) then you got me

yours helpfully zacharis alexander

ps my name means remembered by god and defender of men if only we lived life by our names

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